We Don't Need No Stinkin' Art Galleries

This polling was really interesting, but my favorite part:

(C)onservatives are 50 points less likely than liberals to want to live in communities with cultural institutions such as art museums and theaters.

The moral of this story is that if you don't want a raving conservative living near you, find a house near a museum or art gallery. I repeat:

I'd like to start by asking all those who are currently living in right-wing hell-holes in this country to consider moving to the Northeast Kingdom of our once-great country. This began as an invite to the folks  in Nevada who are burdened with sharing their state with Cliven Bundy and his gang of over-armed and under-educated militia members. I'm also asking all those who are unhappy living under the rule of King Andrew to consider moving to one of these right-wing hell-holes where you undoubtedly be happier.