"I take it as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset by me and my positive energy,"
Fuck it! Let's skip the positive energy and go right to the unclean vermin.
I got my physical notice 30 days prior to.
Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my
teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days
of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly
beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started
gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any
food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never
touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink
the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going
to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My
pants got crusted up.
See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.
See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.
Ted Nugent: Right Wing hero and all around self-hating, unclean vermin.
Here's more on how relations may have soured between Nugent and his his Native American blood brothers.
Here's more on how relations may have soured between Nugent and his his Native American blood brothers.
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